3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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