I'm drive I can fine osifer
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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