I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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