I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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