eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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