I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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