but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
