okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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