I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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