Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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