rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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