let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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