i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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