I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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