Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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