come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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