I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I will pee on everything he values.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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