What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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