haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Say something about gay babies.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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