why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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