My brain says no but my pants say off.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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