how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
The beer is more important than you right now.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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