Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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