is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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