Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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