I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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