I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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