we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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