if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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