Yo dont text me then not text me
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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