Your tits are I can't wait for
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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