grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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