I look better un-naked...
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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