I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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