is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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