you would pick up someone in the library
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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