hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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