So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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