I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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