I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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