How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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