I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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