My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Randomize
