i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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