Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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