I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Randomize
