i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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