Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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