we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
that may or may not have been my penis.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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