So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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